Going north

Well, I guess you suckers got what you wanted: another corporate shill for a President. Admittedly, Barack Obama is not as bad as George W. Bush, but he's still hecka lame. Think about it: when did you ever hear Obama talk about helping the poor? About single-payer healthcare for all? About legalizing pot? About gay marriage? Answer: never. He just went on about bourgeois middle-class values and tax cuts -- tax cuts! -- when we have a budget deficit and an insufficient social safety net.

Obama has deluded you fools into thinking that he's something different from the ordinary corporate-bought-and-paid-for politician in Washington or Chicago, but he's not. He's on-board with the Wall Street bail-out, but where's the money for regular folks who are losing their homes, their jobs, their medical insurance. Well, I'll tell you where it is: Canada.

Lots of celebrities have said that they'd move to Canada if so-and-so lost the election. Well, Blake and I are doing it. I'm packing up the laser disc player and headed north. We're starting a co-operative marijuana farm in British Columbia -- and it's all organic. Soon, that Canadian flag on my backpack be accurate, as well as tactful.

So, this is the end of my blogging for a while. Thanks to all of you who have read, and if you're ever in the BC and looking to get high, look me up!