Lasers?

The Mission Galactica marathon was everything I'd hoped it would be. My friend Bill says I should upgrade to Laser Disk, but I'm not so sure. It already cost me a bundle to change over from Beta to VHS. I'm not sure I want to make the switch again. Besides, my only copy of Chess is on VHS, and I'd hate to miss out on my fortnightly viewing of that musical. You just can't beat Björn Ulvaeus for lyrics.

Oh, heck no.