
Today, intelligent people everywhere will mourn the passing of one of the great persons of our time,
Gary Gygax. Gygax, for you philistines out there, was the inventor of Dungeons & Dragons. Many's the hour I spent whiling away the days of my youth with his ingenious game. I bought a pair of fuzzy 20-sided dice in tribute, but i can't figure out where to hang them on my Segway.
Farewell, Dungeonmaster...may all your rolls be natural 20's.